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Caption Contest: Part Three

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Mon, 06/29/2009 - 20:42
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It's time to turn our twisted minds to our semi-regular Borderlands Guide feature: the caption contest. You can see previous contests here.

This time, we have a rather ghoulish, shirtless and masked bandit swinging for the fences with a bloody blade. I've got no idea what he's aiming for, maybe he's divvying up a pizza?

All entries welcome. No purchase necessary. Grand prize is the ego boost that comes with the temporary crown of wittiest guy or gal on our message boards.

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Mon, 06/29/2009 - 22:42
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"Bye Grandma thanks for the

"Bye Grandma thanks for the cookies"

 

ps Tenth post !!!

 

pps first

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Tue, 06/30/2009 - 00:04
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Lol

"Hey, shut up!  They said this was the latest style!"

"Get back here with my clothes you whippersnappers!"

 

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"What I've felt, what I've known, never shined through in what I've shown. Never be, never see, so I dub thee: Unforgiven." -"The Unforgiven" by Metallica

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Tue, 06/30/2009 - 00:44
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*Jason Voorhees gets into
*Jason Voorhees gets into Bondage* *Pictured From left to Right*: Leatherclad Psycho Killer, Imaginary 7ft tall robot from the future that shoots lasers from its eyes (trust me its cool) that the psycho killer thinks is real and is working tirelessly to kill it.
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You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f**king khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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Tue, 06/30/2009 - 01:13
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Should've had a V8! 

Should've had a V8! 

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Tue, 06/30/2009 - 03:56
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needles to say micheal

needles to say micheal jackson got tired of raping little kids and decided to deliver pizzas,(while half-naked, and running around with a bloody pizza cutter

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(>^.^)>#...i was gonna give you this cookie...(>^#^<)....but then i was like "im hungry"..... <(^.^)>....so i eated it :)

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Tue, 06/30/2009 - 06:10
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Honey? I'm home!

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Tue, 06/30/2009 - 09:34
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The ugly truth

"Jimmy where is your father!?"

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Why is it when you kill a man in war, it's heroism, but when you kill him in the heat of passion, it's murder?

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Tue, 06/30/2009 - 12:14
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"nope, the tv still doesn't

"nope, the tv still doesn't work. hey, wait a minute! this is a knife, not an antenna!

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Tue, 06/30/2009 - 17:04
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"Man, you really need to

"Man, you really need to tenderize these sirens"

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Tue, 06/30/2009 - 17:39
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Every time

Every time! She always buys the wrong damn cereal!

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