Caption Contest

Here we go again. Another caption contest. It's like a sword duel, except the weapon is your wit instead of a sword. And nobody gets stabbed.

So fire away. Above we have a screenshot from the recently announced expansion Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot.

If you're stuck, the bandit slumped over in the bird cage might be a good place to start. WTF?

Always entertaining, occasionally lewd, never fatal (so far at least), it's time for another caption contest. Today we have a picture from the recently announced Borderlands DLC pack "Zombie Island of Dr. Ned."

Above we presumably have a picture of one of Dr. Ned's creations (or Mordecai really let himself go.) Caption away.

Time for our latest installment of our semi-regular not-so-serious feature, the caption contest. Try to come up with a witty headline for the above picture. Winners will receive the esteemed title of "Fanboy Caption Contest Winner," which they can then put on their resume and will certainly get them a fine six-figure job like emergency room doctor.

It's time to turn our twisted minds to our semi-regular Borderlands Guide feature: the caption contest. You can see previous contests here.

This time, we have a rather ghoulish, shirtless and masked bandit swinging for the fences with a bloody blade. I've got no idea what he's aiming for, maybe he's divvying up a pizza?

Since our first Borderlands caption contest was such a success, we're doing another one. After exhaustive calcuations, I deem everybody a winner of our first round. Except those who didn't participate. You guys are a disgrace.

But here's your chance at redemption. Please offer your wittiest and try to best my auto insurance humor.

Thanks to Angry Taco for finding this new screenshot for our collection. Caption contest. I challenge you to come up with a wittier description than the one I used in the title here.

Good submissions will be laughed at; bad submissions will be laughed at. Since the point is humor, we all win.